Thursday, February 25, 2010

My booty makes men high?

Finally! I can relax knowing that when men see my big, round tushy and ample bosom that it's equivalent to taking drugs. Good ones, too! Apparently, men are hard wired to love a woman's curves for a reason. The bootilicious zone is neurologically a reward center to the brain of a man. So, tell me again why models are essentially curveless? We've been force fed that super skinny is sexy. Yet, this report contradicts what seems to be accepted and depicted as sexy. Many men DO like curves? I've been told this over the years, but it's nice to have science to back up the assertion.

What it all boils down to is survival of the fittest or the natural inclination to reproduce. A woman with a curvaceous figure is perceived as being able to carry babies. The phrase, "that girl has birthing hips" shouldn't be considered an insult after all.  You can read all about it in this article at Mail Online. And for you guys who can't seem to put down that Maxim, Playboy or Victoria's Secret catalog, relax but keep your trousers zipped. It may be your nature to ogle and drool. However, you're capable of logical thinking. So, remember that it's a gossamer thread that separates your manly nature and Pee Wee's perversion.

8 comments:

  1. You have a point. My booty probably does not inspire such thoughts becsuse I take a medication called Noassitol (No Ass at All). :)

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  2. Pee Wee, rofl have not thought about him in years, thanks for the reminder :)

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  3. That's comforting to know. It explains a lot about the popularity of the song "Baby's Got Back". :)

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  4. leave Pee Wee out of it.

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  5. Damn right. I've always been an ass man, and now I know it's not just because I'm a horn-dog. LOL

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  6. Jeff, now I'm thinking of the Seinfeld episode where people call Kramer ASS MAN!

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  7. <---- wonders what AsKatKnits had to say and what was removed

    Rupe refuses to comment on this blog post as my comment could possibly be used against me in a court of law .....

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  8. Rupe, I promise not to hold you under oath.

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