Thought Full Thursday

This is one of those times where the random thoughts have been firing like Al Capone's Tommy Guns at the St. Valentine's Day Massacre.

Here are a few for your reading enjoyment:
  • My underpants are getting baggy.
  • "Stop being so passionate about your newfound passion! You're perceived as a spazmatronic dipshit. Relax" -- inner voices
  • Am I really telepathic or is he?
  • I'd rather hear Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels singing "Mockingbird" than listen to Fantasia
  • Cashew butter or peanut butter? BOTH!
  • "Arrested Development" never should have been canceled. Idiots
  • Seriously, women will pay to watch sequel of that schlock?
  • Does Danielle Steel still write books?
  • When did "Glamour" magazine become "Seventeen" -- oh shit, I'm just that old.
  • Note to self: Do NOT attempt to wear ShapeUps when working out.
  • Her hair looks like it was hit with a paint ball gun filled with peroxide pellets. Meow, calico kitty, meow!
  • Marketing really jacked up when they posted a nostril shot.
  • Wow! Michael Keaton is on "Letterman" -- huh. wonders never cease.
  • There ya go. Happy Thursday!

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