"Mom! I had the weirdest dream..."

"There were two gangs. One dressed in red, the other in blue. I was in the middle of it all. I was in the middle of it. I was ordered to protect the doctor from Scrubs ... the one who had problems naming his baby (Cox). The weirdest thing was we were protecting a pair of shorts. They were made of this expensive, highly coveted cotton."
That's what results when you let your child watch "HELLBOY" on Netflix prior to going to bed. And you are an avid viewer of Scrubs reruns on Comedy Central. And you make him go shopping with you for swim shorts.

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  1. AnonymousJune 6, 2008 at 1:16 AM

    Kind of a lame comment, but I really just wanted to tell you that I loved this post. :)

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  2. MarissaJune 6, 2008 at 7:30 AM

    I'm still giggling over his dream. He was still groggy; yet, exhuberant when telling me. When I burst into laughter over the super shorts he seemed surprised that it was funny.

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